Various news from the newspapers of my last trip to China.
Duvet lifesaving
A man who slipped into a river was saved thanks to the quality of wearing down. The protagonist, a sessantaquattrenne of Shenyang in Liaoning Province, was seen floating adrift by a passerby who called Zhang, thinking it was a dead body, called the police. The policemen who rescued him said that the feathers of the vest had acted as a lifesaver. The man is currently hospitalized.
(Surely it was a goose Chinese).
False ophthalmologist pickpocketing customers
police in Hangzhou Zeijang, arrested a man posing as doctor after they stole from the patients given eye drops. Wang Sheng, 32 years, he disguised himself with a white coat and after administering drops asked patients to keep their eyes closed while he appropriated their bags. E 'was arrested last Tuesday.
(... that is when a patient has opened the eyes).
The principles of the pancake
Two graduates of Qingdao, Shandong, have given up well-paid job to sell bagels on the street. Li Zhi Deng Jie 26 and 23 have opened their stand last August. The two are determined to make the pancake the new prince of snacks in China. After having carefully studied the techniques of the best chefs have eaten more than 300 cakes in three days and have learned how to cook the perfect pancake.
(Here's how to do create perfect copies!)
Drunk escapes
forgetting his son A father has abandoned the child of nine years to escape the police after being stopped for driving under the influence of alcohol in Zhengzhou, in the province of Henan. The agent Menmeng Lu said that the car had caught his attention because constantly changing lanes, zigzagging. After stopping the vehicle the man who fell was clearly nervous and smelled of alcohol. When the agent Lu turned around to take the alcohol test because the guy has fled, leaving his son in the car Wenwen. The older brother came back later to collect the small police station.
(We see here how it works)
Master of ceremonies ruin the party
A pair of newlyweds is considering legal action against the master of ceremonies for their wedding banquet in Changsa, in Hunan province after the guy has the ruined the big day with his dirty jokes. The bride, Xu said that the master of ceremonies of the hotel has embarrassed all of these jokes are heavy on both families. As in China is quite common that the masters of ceremonies do heavy beats to warm up the party, some of these have confirmed that in this case the subject has gone much further.
(In effect I have heard of people going to get married in Bali, Polynesia, or at least in Las Vegas, but never in China).
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